Archive for April, 2009

Actual office conversation

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 8, 2009 by themaroon

(about political-correctness)

 

Me: Nobody will sue us for saying "douche". For instance, you could just say "I douche-rigged the server".

John: I think it’s funny how "douche" is our office’s "smurf".

A Little Too Real

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 6, 2009 by themaroon

Playing Restaurant City today gave me flashbacks to my days of running a small restaurant called Isaly’s in Stow back in high school. Watching the little animated bastards leave because I didn’t bus their table in time made me want to shout “Look lady, I’m waiting on this whole damn place myself, I have 3 slow-ass cooks making the food, and apparently in this particular establishment rush hour never ends. Sit there and drink your damn Diet Coke that you just had to ask for a lemon for after I brought it out and I’ll get to your table in a minute.”

 

When a Flash game starts giving you those sort of memories, the developers did something very right.

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