Archive for April, 2009

Apple Needs Verizon More Than Verizon Needs Apple

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 29, 2009 by themaroon
AT&T added 875,000 new postpaid subscribers in the most recent quarter and 1.6 million iPhone activations, “more than 40 percent of them for customers who were new to the company.” That means roughly 640,000, or a whopping 73 percent of their total net new subscribers, came to AT&T because of Apple’s iPhone.

One of the promises of the iPhone, two years ago before it was launched, was that it would change the balance of power in the mobile industry away from the carriers and toward the developers. Apple’s signing an exclusive deal with AT&T seemed to negate the theory, but hopes are once again soaring, aided by these figures and talks of a possible Verizon version.

The problem is, these numbers aren’t really that encouraging. I remember reading not long ago that the average American switches cell phone providers every 3 or 4 years. I can’t source this one now, so perhaps it was just some jackass on the internet that I mistook for authoritative, but it seems pretty reasonable given the experience of myself and the people I know.

If you assume it to be true (and I doubt its far off) that means the average phone will be purchased by 25%-33% customers who are new to the network its on. So while the iPhone is clearly overperforming for AT&T, it’s not blowing away the industry average.

And the latter number, that 73 percent of new subs came over due to the iPhone, certainly speaks well of Apple’s device, but I think it also speaks very poorly of AT&T.

In the end, the data backs up the common sentiment that what we have in the iPhone is a great device tethered to one of the country’s worst networks. Despite having the hottest phone on the market, at least in terms of brand power, Verizon, with their infinitely superior coverage, is fairly well trouncing them.

It makes me really curious to see what happens next. Between Verizon and Apple, who needs who more? A lot of people are speculating that Apple is leaking information about talks with Verizon to get more money out of AT&T for a continued exclusive contract. I’m not so sure.

If Apple wants the iPhone to achieve iPod like ubiquity (or at least as close as is reasonably possible in the much more competitive mobile handset industry) they know they’re never going to achieve it on AT&T. They can put out all the new hardware and software they want, but it’s just shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic. AT&T is a sinking ship and has been for years.

So I think there’s a respectable chance we’ll see an iPhone on one of the CDMA networks. Despite the standard’s total lack of traction in the rest of the world, the two major providers here offer an unparalleled user experience.

And I think what I said two years ago when the iPhone was about to launch is true, which is that the balance of power will never shift too far away from the carriers. People choose phones for a lot of reasons, and the network it’s tethered to will always be a big factor. At the end of the day they’re sucking up enough of the industry’s total revenue that they’re always going to have the marketing muscle to keep themselves from becoming commoditized.

Twitter Quitters Post Roadblock to Long-Term Growth | Nielsen Wire

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 28, 2009 by themaroon

Fascinating article here from Nielsen on Twitter’s stickiness (or relative lack thereof). This is exactly why I feel like Twitter may be a bit of a fad. Facebook makes you want to come back every day, but if you miss a few, its no big deal. Twitter makes you feel like you have to come back multiple times every day or you’ll miss everything. It quickly becomes less like fun and more like work.

The sharp upward slope at the end might seem encouraging, but it might also be due to the relative recency of their mainstream success. I guess we’ll see.

Twitter and Posterous

Posted in Stupid Shit I Found On The Web on April 20, 2009 by themaroon

I think I may be the only person in the entire world who is actually ambivalent about Twitter. Most people either love it or hate it, yet I find myself somewhere in the middle. I guess it’s just my contrarian nature imploding upon itself.

Unlike some of its more extreme fans, I don’t find it to be the template for all future communication, and while I’m not going to say it’s a fad, I am going to say it could be. It might not evaporate overnight like Crocs Inc’s share price, but I don’t feel like it has the staying power of Facebook.

I still maintain that it’s pretty hard to put anything more relevant than “im going 2 the gym” or “holy shit a plane just crashed into the hudson, that was so freakin awesome!!!” into 140 characters. (You can, however, link to more info, which has created a cottage industry of url shorteners, and a wave of ravingly-liberal geeks [redundant, I know] decrying them as the web’s newest dictators.) Neither of those are news, one’s simply annoying and the other is a headline. Twitter may have been (directly or indirectly) how a lot of people found out about a plane crash after it happened, but they spent a few minutes reading about it there and a few months reading about it on blogs and newspapers, and watching updates on TV.

On the other hand, unlike the haters, I kind of get why people like the site, and don’t think everyone who uses it is borderline retarded. It’s sort of a fun, open conversation, and the coolest thing about it (and the hardest thing to maintain going forward) is the community. Where else can you just talk to Shaq? After spending some time using it, I think anyone who thinks Twitter is “important” is nuts, but people who think it’s fun I understand.

I used to think Twitter would never catch on in the mainstream because it’s somewhat stupid. Now I realize I was exactly wrong. Twitter will catch on in the mainstream because it’s somewhat stupid. It’s blogging dumbed down for the masses, and if there’s one surefire way to build something popular, it’s to take something else that is already popular and simplify. My belief that it wouldn’t grow that large was actually more wishful thinking, not because I dislike anyone at Twitter but because I wanted to believe that humans were still able to tell or care about the difference between “headlines” and “news”. I like to think there’s some lower bound to our ADD, and that we reached it somewhere around Facebook. A brief perusal of cable TV, which I don’t subscribe to, would have dispelled that notion quickly enough for me, so I should probably stop prognosticating until I start receiving it again, or at least spend more time in airport bars.

Twitter has clearly hit some sort of tipping point lately, as evidenced by the drastic and sudden increase in the number of people over the age of 35 who I have to explain it to. There’s even action on whether or not they’ll be acquired in 2009. Given that it’s paying +250, the astronomical price tag that would be necessary given Twitter’s presumably high valuation as of the last funding round, and the severe reduction in acquisitions due to the miserable state of the economy, I really like the odds on “no acquisition” there. Even if they find a way to monetize, I think they’ve got a couple more years of independence ahead of them.

But despite their surge, I find myself using the service less and less. I’m just tired of it. It’s the sort of thing you really can’t do casually, and I just don’t have the time or desire to know exactly what beer every one of my friends is drinking right now.

And call me nuts, but no matter how often Twitter’s people go on Colbert and talk about how 140 characters inspires creativity, all I see when I look at Twitter are outdated limitations and people going to great pains to work around them. Limiting messages to 140 characters, all text, maybe made sense three years ago. Now everyone who uses it has a phone with a browser, because every phone has a browser. Even the crappy free-after-contract clamshell can view an image from a link. We don’t need TwitPic and bit.ly anymore, and I resent being forced to deal with them to do what I want to do with the service.

That’s why I’ve largely switched over to Posterous. It doesn’t force me to use antiquated SMS (though I think it offers that if you so desire). It will let me just send it a picture from my phone. I don’t have to worry about shortening URLs, and I don’t need some Adobe Air client just to make it tolerable. If I want to post something short and fast, it’s really easy (they have the best bookmarklet I’ve ever seen) and if I actually have something to say, I can do that too, rather than blogging it and then getting a tinyurl for it and then putting that on Twitter.

You’ve probably seen a number of posts here lately that ended in “via Posterous”. That’s because they’ve brilliantly included every viral hook known to man, letting your posts be automatically sent to blogs, Facebook, Twitter, etc., but in a way that actually makes sense and doesn’t feel bloated. In fact, I don’t know how they’ve made their site do so much so succinctly and so intuitively, but it’s a marvel of user interface/experience design.

So at the risk of sounding too much like a cheerleader, I’m going to call it right now. Posterous is a Twitter that doesn’t suck, and all the cool kids are going to end up there. I guess I’m not going too far out on a limb there given their traffic graph:

But I think they’re already a way better experience than Twitter, and they’re just getting started.

Whoops, there I go prognosticating again. Better sign back up for cable.

Obama Spurns Silicon Valley Vets, Names Virginia’s Secretary of Technology As CTO

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 17, 2009 by themaroon
The choice comes after months of speculation, during which many of Silicon Valley’s most prominent figures, including Steve Ballmer, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and Eric Schmidt (among many others) were named as possible candidates.

Definitely my favorite quote of the day, given that only one of those are in Silicon Valley, while three are in Seattle.

What Are We Twittering?

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 17, 2009 by themaroon

I Think You're Fat – Esquire

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 14, 2009 by themaroon

What I mentioned to my boss was this: a movement called Radical Honesty.

The movement was founded by a sixty-six-year-old Virginia-based psychotherapist named Brad Blanton. He says everybody would be happier if we just stopped lying. Tell the truth, all the time. This would be radical enough — a world without fibs — but Blanton goes further. He says we should toss out the filters between our brains and our mouths. If you think it, say it. Confess to your boss your secret plans to start your own company. If you’re having fantasies about your wife’s sister, Blanton says to tell your wife and tell her sister. It’s the only path to authentic relationships. It’s the only way to smash through modernity’s soul-deadening alienation. Oversharing? No such thing.

It’s later revealed he’s been married 5 times. The first 4 must have had hot sisters.

The Education Visa: It's Everywhere We Need It To Be

Posted in Pointless Words of Wisdom on April 11, 2009 by themaroon

Interesting thought experiment by Paul Graham today about the Founder Visa. After a good deal of thought though I decided though that it’s not a good idea. It’s fraught with problems that I can’t see good ways to reconcile.

For one, it assumes that startups (in the Paul Graham sense) are more worthy of economic favoritism than other forms of business. Is there any evidence that if we let in 2,500 people, and one of them founded another Google, that is any better than them starting 2,500 small businesses? Or than giving the already existing Googles, Wal-Marts, Fords, and McDonaldses of the world 2,500 more highly-educated employees? There was almost certainly a point in Google’s history where giving them 2,500 extra H1-Bs would have created more value than letting the same number of people start startups, so what about letting the immigrants work for 2,500 startups they didn’t found?

There’s a fallacy, I think, in the idea that since they started their own companies, they’re not taking away American jobs. A lot of times startups lead to overall wealth and job destruction. Take a look at what’s happening in the newspaper industry right now. Nobody’s really sure where that industry is going to end up, but it does seem like a lot of jobs, from reporters on down to guys who chop down the trees that end up made into paper, to be replaced by some low-paying jobs at blog networks.

Startups often make money primarily by reducing costs, and cost reduction nearly always means job reduction. And please don’t take that as an argument against immigration, as I think on the net it works out in our favor, I’m simply pointing out that four guys working for themselves isn’t always the same as creating four jobs.

And even if it were, if the logic for giving those extra H1-Bs only to people who start their own company is that they aren’t taking American jobs, that implies that jobs are zero sum. They’re not, in fact to a large extent it’s the opposite. If a company hires an employee whose efforts earn the company three times their salary, that gives said company the cash flow to hire two more people. Hiring good non-Americans can still improve the overall job market for the rest of us.

Also there’s the semantics problem (which leads to legal problems) of defining a startup in terms of eligibility. How do you define a startup? Someone who gets invested in by startup investors. (No room for bootstrapped companies here.) How do you define a startup investor? Someone who invests in startups. How do you know who that is? Ask them.

Even excluding the circular logic, that’s asking for trouble. It puts too much power in the hands of the startup investors you ask. It also puts too much power in the hands of the person who defines a startup. At what point is a company no longer a startup and therefore eligible for these special H1-Bs? Is number of employees a good metric? Or will companies then start finding loopholes like contracting/outsourcing rather than hiring, or dividing into smaller corporations, or any other number of unforeseen legal loopholes as they approach the limit? Is revenue a good metric? That might cause shady accounting, and be detrimental to high-volume, low margin business like retail (if they even count as a startup in the first place, which they probably wouldn’t since startup investors don’t invest in them). Will “startup investors” discover a lucrative black market in selling H1-Bs? Rich foreigners could pay them $200k under the table to invest $100k in their new startups, thus buying citizenship.

Love it or hate it, what we need now isn’t another Google, it’s another Wal-Mart. The people hurting for jobs aren’t the ones with computer science degrees, they’re the ones with high school diplomas. It’s the bottom half of our society, who won’t be working at these new Googles regardless, who need help and whose current woes are dragging down the entire economy.

I just see the Startup Visa as too focused on one segment of the economy. I greatly prefer the same idea I’ve heard bandied about since Obama was making his move in the primaries, which is attaching H1-B visas to every graduate (and possibly even undergrad) degree. Our nation has most of the world’s top universities, which are currently educating lots of bright people from other countries and then sending them right back home.

Let’s fix that. Rather than worry about where they’ll work or who gets to pick them, just let every intelligent, educated, highly-motivated person come on in. Some will improve current corporations. Some will start small businesses. Some will start the next Google. We’ll get a broad boost across every industry, which is what we really need at the moment and going forward.

Fantastic Wine

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 10, 2009 by themaroon

Great quote about Wal-Mart

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 9, 2009 by themaroon

"I don’t see why I should protect a business from the harsh realities of commerce if it can’t maintain a good inventory at a competitive price."

 

That really is why Wal-Mart won, not just over the mom & pops, but over K-mart as well. They did a lot of other things that clearly helped, such as aggressively expanding into suburban areas that other retail chains deemed too sparsely populated to support a large store, having stricter hiring standards and paying a little more, or having an unusual focus on customer service.

 

But the real kicker is the way they used technology and scientific methods to improve the supply chain. ROI is the lifeblood of retail, and WalMart was able to keep more products better-stocked at lower prices than their competitors because of their advanced logistics. They could have hired every store full of crackheads who spit their AIDs-ridden saliva on customers as soon as they walked in the door, but as long as they were selling 10 different garden hoses at $5 each and K-mart had 3 garden hoses starting at $10, they were going to win.

Headline Of The Week.

Posted in Me Thinking So You Don't Have To on April 9, 2009 by themaroon

Bill Bellamy Elected To Rock ‘N’ Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame

 

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