Why Does YouTube Even Have Comments?
YouTube comments have long been known as possibly the dumbest conversations on the Internet, which would place them pretty high in the running for dumbest conversations in the world. Here’s the stream for the hilarious Obama Wassup ad as of right now, with my interpretation of what must have been going through their writer’s head below it in italics:
Peoplesuckass234 (12 seconds ago)
Kill all niggers, jewfags, wetbacks, and chinks.
I’m frustrated and ignorant so I blame all of my problems on other cultures because it’s easier than accepting responsibility for the many mistakes I made that lead to me living with my sister in a leaky trailer in Alabama. Maybe if I can just leave enough comments on YouTube advocating genocide, despite the fact that I’ve never killed anyone, I can effect some real change.
So great!!!!!!!!!
Go O!
OMG THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!! I just have to anonymously tell the 8 strangers who accidentally scroll down far enough to see a comment on YouTube that I feel that way!
danielsunshinedahl (2 minutes ago)
Yeah, well I’m just sad that Ron Paul didn’t get the opportunity now or earlier, as he is pretty much anti-everything that has to do with government control, and so am I in actuality. But out of the choices I find the democratic policies much better as Obama agrees with Paul concerning economic cooperation rather than building a militaristic empire.
I really don’t know much about politics, history, or economics, but I’m an alarmist and I read Digg a lot.
XOmniverse (4 minutes ago)
The closest thing to a candidate that actually wanted real change was Ron Paul.
But go ahead and vote for your socialistic black version of Bush. After all, socialism is the “change we need,” right?
I don’t really even know what socialism is, but I heard Sarah Palin say that and I don’t like black people.
mssedmebich (6 minutes ago)
TP I don’t allow government to run my life so whoever wins may have some effect on me but not so much as to ruin my life or make it much better. That is my responsability. I have a roof over my head because I bought a house I could afford and I watch my spending.
I’m such a genius that I don’t even bother with punctuation while I comment on YouTube videos.
marcusmartins1974 (6 minutes ago)
PAINKILLERS??
wHATS WRONG WITH PAINKILLERS IN USA?I FROM BRAZIL
I’m a crack fiend from Brooklyn who really just Googled to find a place to buy Vicodin without a prescription, but I like to pretend my stupidity is actually just a cultural mistranslation while commenting anonymously online.
misterfisherman (6 minutes ago)
like it some great shame not to vote the confidence trickster? you know what they say about nice people? they’re easily lead
Durrrrrrrrrr I like candy!
October 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Ever seen the comments on Break.com? They may actually be worse…
October 26, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I've never seen break.com at all.
October 27, 2008 at 8:42 am
The comments on TechCrunch when Arrington posted this video also made me want to poke my eyes out with a mouldy Mars Bar.
October 28, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Those sites have comments because it gives the patron a false sense of ownership over the site. They feel it's interactive, when in fact it's not.
October 28, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I would think the ability to upload videos and response videos would be interactive enough.
January 27, 2009 at 8:24 pm
“I’m frustrated and ignorant so I blame all of my problems on other cultures because it’s easier than accepting responsibility for the many mistakes I made”
Actually, jews and the “migrants” they allow into White nations for the purpose of oppressing and attacking White people is a very real problem, you ignoramus.
“that lead to me living with my sister in a leaky trailer in Alabama.”
You've just shown you're just as bad as the people you are trying to take the moral high ground over – actually, worse because criticising jews requires independent though whereas your hackneyed, unoriginal anti-White smears are something you repeat from the jewish hate media. Oh and repeating “Whites are inbred” over and over doesn't make it true. Tay-Sachs.
January 27, 2009 at 8:32 pm
“I don’t really even know what socialism is, but I heard Sarah Palin say that and I don’t like black people.”
Ah, now it becomes clear. That “riposte” is the usual leftist bluff – devoid of substance but acting like you won the argument anyway, replete with false accusation. Why do you make assumptions and project about “black peepul” anyway? Are you black? Do you have the superstitious belief that worshipping black peepul makes you somehow superior?
“I really don’t know much about politics, history, or economics, but I’m an alarmist and I read Digg a lot.”
Now it becomes even clearer – first “racists”, then Conservatives now Ron Paul – the self-important and self-aggrandising title of this page is utterly misleading. You are just another narrow-minded left-wing Demcrat-voting bigot who can't handle anyone who has a political view different from yours. This has nothing to do with quality of posting, it's you being a typical leftist narcissist by claiming that anyone who doesn't conform to “your” left-wing agenda is “stupid” – how babyish.
Anyone who doesn't bow and worship you automatically “doesn't know” any subjects at all? Wow, God complex. Funny that, your ignorance of the jewish agenda and Ron Paul being proven right about the Establishment's economic mismanagement is VERY clear to me.
January 29, 2009 at 8:26 am
You're a left-wing bigot and anti-white racist yourself.
Classic left-tard with a completely unjustified sense of superiority.