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Does it ever seem to you that every argument Sarah Palin makes in favor of herself is actually in favor of Obama, or against McCain? Or that every bad thing she says about Obama is also a knock on her?

I’m certainly a Washington outsider, and I’m proud of that, because I think that that is what we need.

Who is more of a Washington insider, McCain or Obama?

We’ve got to remember what the desire is in this nation at this time. It is for no more politics as usual, and somebody’s big fat résumé, maybe, that shows decades and decades in the Washington establishment . . . Americans are getting sick and tired of that self-dealing, and kind of that closed-door, good-ol’-boy network that has been the Washington élite.

Wait, I’m confused, which Presidential candidate has decades of membership in the establishment? Which one is the goodest ol’ boy in the whole network? I’m getting confused.

I’ve never met him before, but I’ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in like second grade.

You might think that quote was about McCain two days before she got chosen for VP, but it’s actually about Biden.

Voters don’t know the real Barack Obama

There’s the pot calling the kettle African American. Let’s see, whose existence has America known about for only 6 weeks? Whose entire political experience is being the governor of a state with a population roughly the size of Akron, OH, and even then only for a couple years? There’s definitely someone we don’t know here, and it isn’t the guy we’ve seen on TV every day for 20 months.

Why would I vote for someone whose own VP pick seems to keep telling me that I don’t want to? If there’s one thing I’m surprised to see the Republican Party struggling with, it’s having a consistent message. Usually they’re pretty damn good at that.