Whiner Jerkins All Hands Meeting Powerpoint Revealed

Recently the VCs at Whiner Jerkins held a meeting for all of us startup CEOs in their portfolio. I thought I’d share the PowerPoint presentation with you.

Whiner Jerkins All Hands 10/13/08

You’ll probably want to full screen it.

18 Responses to “Whiner Jerkins All Hands Meeting Powerpoint Revealed”

  1. “Analysts downgraded GOOG to hold when market cap exceeded total supply of money on earth.”

    Golden

  2. Hey Matt,
    Just wanted to let you know the embed code you're using to display the document from docstoc above is missing a few elements.

  3. Thank you for making my month. Simply, amazing.

  4. thats hysterical!

  5. Justin Hensley Says:

    aww man you edited…

  6. mattmaroon Says:

    Thanks, fixed.

  7. Pete Groverman Says:

    who is the creator of this… phenomenal.

  8. I laughed so hard my coffee came out through my nose. You owe me a new keyboard..

  9. mattmaroon Says:

    That would be me, thanks!

  10. mattmaroon Says:

    Send the bill to the offices of Whiner Jerkins. They'll reimburse you.

  11. HIlarious!

    On a separate note, Matt! The YC love yo. What about using Scribd?!

  12. mattmaroon Says:

    Why does everyone ask me this? It'd be one thing if Scribd was a fledgling, but they get like half the traffic on the internet. My couple thousand views are more or less irrelevant.

    It was anything intentional though. I saw the Sequoia presentation on Docstoc, so I used it. I didn't really think about it. A little later I tried it on Scribd and was unable to view it without my browser crashing.

    In fact, I'm trying it right now and it's bugging out in Firefox. I don't know if there's a problem with iPaper or just my browser, but it crashes every time.

  13. effin' brilliant. golf clap.

  14. Brilliant. First genuine laugh in about a week.

  15. It's Scribd that's to blame. I had just 2 Scribd tabs open with 10 others in Firefox and it begun to leech 432 mb of ram..

  16. mattmaroon Says:

    It also doesnâ??t look right even when I use another PC. They apparently donâ??t translate pptx files as well as docstoc.

  17. A fantastic piece! Thanks for sharing.

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