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I generally don’t like to blog about the little things that happen in my life. We’ve all seen those ones, and they’re tedious to read, and probably tedious to write. But last night, something happened that made me say “that’s why God gave us blogging.”

I was in a Denny’s (which could be a post in and of itself) when I overheard quite possibly the most ridiculous thing any human has ever said. It was a very large body-builder type guy. When the waitress asked him what he wanted, he said “Do you got any food for these muscles?”

There’s not much I can add to that one. I will say, though, that the waitress, whose picture is probably shown in the Wikipedia entry for the term “3 dollar skank”, was even offended. She hid in the back for the rest of the time because she thought he was hitting on her.

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