My Thoughts on Death, From a Saturday Night Conversation

Me:  "I want to have one of those deaths that people talk about for years. After I die, I want people to say ‘I don’t know how he managed to kill those three lions with his bare hands before the shuttle exploded’…"

Ethan: "…but boy were those two hookers tired."

Priceless.

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