Towel Alarm Clock
Hilarious article here from The Onion that’s extra funny if you happened to look at a Sky Mall lately. They have a watch that is also a fish finder (because you just never know when you might need to spot a school of smallmouths) so this would seem to be the next logical step.
I wonder if, like the Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades article, this too shall come to pass.
