Overheard In Logan Airport
In the security check line:
Woman: So we know they’re all somewhere between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Man: Yeah. That’s where they are.
Woman: So here’s what we do. We pass out a flyer saying “if you’re normal people get outta there cuz we’re gonna nuke the place.” Then we just clear it the hell out.
Man: exactly.
Cell phone conversation overheard a few minutes later at Starbucks.
Woman: I’m here at the airport. I’m at Starbucks waiting for hot water. They always give me hot water for free, I bring my own tea bag.
After that it was screaming babies all the way to Florida.
