Losing The War On Terror

A commenter in my last post asked a question that I think is worth a standalone discussion because it is applicable to much more than just the Iran problem. It was whether or not I think the terrorists are “winning”. Definitely. There isn’t any conceivable measure by which they’re not.

Economically it’s no contest. They’ve wreaked fiscal havoc on our country. Nobody disputes that. The stock market lost over a trillion dollars in the week following 9/11. It plunged us into a recession and kicked the airline industry square in the testicles. They hit us really hard there. They have no economy for us to destroy. We freeze some of their assets, but as long as governments like Iran keep funding them we can’t even slow them down.

Politically 9/11 served them extraordinarily well. It emboldened the Bush administration and provided them a power base, which they’ve used to utterly and completely destroy our foreign relations. I won’t even get into the many ways (economically, environmentally, and otherwise) in which Bush’s reelection is destroying our country domestically, but it seems most likely that without the terrorist attacks catapulting him into the highest sustained approval rating ever he would not have been reelected, unless maybe he didn’t start the war in Iraq. Either way our country would be much better off.

It definitely struck fear into the hearts of Americans, which was their stated aim. Despite the fact that the direct damage done was relatively trivial (losing 3,000 lives and a few billion worth of buildings and 747s is, from a sheer economic standpoint, virtually unnoticeable in our economy) the fallout has been one of the most significant events in American history. We still hear about it every day. Hurricane Katrina killed almost as many people and caused something like 30 times more property damage, and it was more recent, but it has been all but forgotten.

Also, we lose an ungodly sum in productivity with all of the new anti-terrorism safety measures taken, most of which are largely useless. I don’t know how many hundreds of millions of dollars ridiculous inconveniences like increased lines at the airport or having to put our toiletries in plastic bags cost our nation every year, but I do know how many lives they’re saving. Zero.

So terrorists achieved a lot that day, and with only a handful of lives lost and a few hundred grand in cash. That’s pretty impressive. It’s not a TKO, but it definitely put them ahead in the decision.

What’s even more impressive is that terrorist attacks against us have gone largely unpunished. The Iranian government funded, sanctioned, and helped plan the attack (carried out by Al-Queda) on Khobar Towers, killing 19 American Air Force soldiers. We knew that Khamenei approved it and high ranking military officials planned it. Nothing was done.

They blew up a couple embassies in Africa, killing hundreds. We took out a couple meaningless buildings in Sudan with cruise missiles and called it a day.

They bombed the USS Cole, killing 17 of our sailors, we blew up two guys in a Jeep. Who is winning there? Certainly not us.

Is it any wonder they got up the nerve to fly some planes into our buildings? They attacked us over and over, and over and over we did nothing. And then, when they finally hit us on our own soil, we let Osama go and didn’t finish off the Taliban, who are now working their way back into power in Afghanistan. The only thing we did do in the name of the War on Terror was topple the one government in the Middle East that didn’t participate in terrorist attacks on American targets. Brilliant.

Our own government creates commissions to study 9/11, figure out what happened, why, and how to prevent a recurrence. And what do we do? Ignore them. We’ve implemented virtually none of the recommended safety measures, instead choosing asinine ones like making everyone put their hair gel in a Ziploc bag. But fear not, nobody with a 4 oz stick of deodorant will be aboard your flight. That is, not unless they just stick it in their pocket and walk through the metal detector with it like I do. Surely no potential bomber would have cargo pant technology.

Terrorists are winning in every way in which it is possible for them to do so. They haven’t won the war, and they won’t because we’re far too big, but they’ve won every battle so far. I wish I saw that changing, but it won’t until we get a President who is serious about the war on terror. Bush is, through incompetence and stupidity, simply aiding them.

And now, given our history, and given the unpopularity of the war in Iraq here and abroad (and therefore our current reluctance to fight any wars at all, even the necessary ones) I think it entirely rational for Iran to believe that if they gave Al-Queda a dirty bomb, and if that bomb happened to be detonated in Times Square, that there would be no repercussions for them. I believe it myself, since that’s been the precedent for over a decade. And that’s why we have to stop them from enriching uranium and we have to do it now. Otherwise prepare for the inevitable catastrophe.

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7 Responses to “Losing The War On Terror”

  1. Matt Maroon for president!!

  2. Ed Miller Says:

    Uranium enrichment has little to do with a “dirty bomb,” and furthermore, a dirty bomb is not particularly more destructive than a regular old bomb.

  3. I meant it more in the sense of an inefficient nuclear weapon, as in the opposite of a clean bomb, rather than just a bomb dispersing radioactive material. I should have clarified.

  4. I think the biggest problem is that we are trying to fight a “politically” correct war against these terrorists. We are trying to minimize civilian casualties so we won’t look bad.

    The terrorists don’t think this way. The more civilians dead the better. I think you just need to find these guys and bomb the shit out of them. Send them back to the stone ages and don’t feel bad about it. Sure there will be loss of civilian life, but war sucks. If you want to win, you have to do it right.

    The war in Iraq has become a joke too. It doesn’t even matter at this point whether it’s justified or not, it has turned into one big clusterfuck. If you really think that Iraq is a safe haven for terrorism, then bomb the fuck out of the place. Quit farting around and show some balls. You can’t be worried on how the media portrays you or worried about getting your political party back into office when it comes to war. Basically, you should throw all politics aside when it comes to war and just do what it taks to win and win quickly.

  5. What about a dirty regular bomb? Probably has an internet connection.

  6. Fist post but been reading the website for a while now, but this line of comic gold can’t go without applause.

    Surely no potential bomber would have cargo pant technology.

    That’s freaking great man keep it up.

  7. Thanks, I laughed myself almost to the point of falling out of my recliner when I thought that one up.

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