The Anna Nicole Smith Memorial Post
So apparently Anna Nicole Smith is no longer with us. Everyone is wondering what she died of, my guess is that it starts with “Trimspa” and ends with “, baby!” My question is, exactly how bankrupt will the diet pill companies be if/when they are determined to be the cause?
My favorite headline comes from the Associated Press, via Yahoo news: “What drew us to Anna Nicole”. My guess would be those volleyball-sized funbags. That’s definitely why my brother and I rented a really bad movie on-demand back in 1996. I still remember trying to explain that one to my mom, claiming we thought Joey Travolta was John Travolta.
Come to think of it, what better way could there possibly be to honor Anna than to form a campaign to vote her infamous movie, To The Limit, up from a 2.5 on IMDB? I already cast my vote. Hell, it was at least a 3.5 just for the bathtub scene alone. Spread the word.
Also, I love how they can’t write an article about any celebrity without insulting Paris Hilton. Maybe that’s why she’s the most frequent search subject. Hell, I’m about to Google her myself and figure out what the hell she has to do with any of this, right after I stab myself in the eye with this rusty fork.
February 9, 2007 at 3:28 pm
The thing is, she’s dead and she’s still news. Got to admire her staying power.
I read somewhere that she was famous for being famous. But I think she was famous for marrying an 80 something guy worth 500 million, for her son overdosing on drugs. And oh yeah, she had a reality TV show.
This is my Anna Nicole Smith eulogy http://features.smartremarx.com/index.php?itemid=607
It doesn’t mention Paris Hilton, though, so maybe I did something wrong…Andrew
February 11, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I think, Matt, that Jamie Gold is going to throw his hat in the ring as being the father of her baby.