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How To Solve Most Of The World's Current Problems

Islam, as practiced by the vast majority of people, is a peaceful religion, a religion that respects others.
-George W. Bush

That is one government lie I wished I could believe. Hard to with stuff like this though.

I think it’s time our government’s top scientists developed a super-flu to which the only antidote is regular use of deodorant and released it in the Middle East. They’d have to be sure to make it relatively stable though, I don’t want it mutating into any Right Guard-resistant strains and coming back to bite us in the ass.

At first I was going to say the antidote should be pork, but then I realized there are peaceful religions with the same dietary constraints. Not to mention that replacing it with deodorant also implies that all Arabs have bad hygiene, adding a little more depth to the joke.

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3 Responses to “How To Solve Most Of The World's Current Problems”

  1. Easy E Says:
    February 27, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    Your link to the Muslim article on the BBC site is broken

  2. Matt Says:
    February 27, 2006 at 10:59 pm

    Damn the BBC. Try this one.

  3. Matt Says:
    March 12, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    P.S., I can say all that because I’m Lebanese.

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